In Commemoration of Last Saturday Night

Hello friends!

Tonight's creature's post is in great celebration of the one week anniversary of the new hit Broadway show's debut...

"Hit the Pavement"

Starring - tall sorority girl and in his breakout performance of 2011 - short shirtless boy!

Act I. Scene 1  - boy licks stomach, girl fixes hair

Continues...

Act II. Couple hits the ground

Act II. Scene II - Rolls downstage towards broadway

Intermission

Act III. Scene I. The drama heats up between the two lead roles

Act III. Scene II - Drama continues upstage

Curtains Fall on the couple as they exit stage right to continue their journey down Broadway...

Tickets on sale now, contact the Palms.

XoXo

I am not a human being.........

I'm a beast, I'm a CREATURE, I'm the son of Ms. Cita!

Michael Phelps this for you baby, I'm goin for the gold!

You got that mean mug grill, that red in ya eyes!

And when they snooze, we up

Feet up, like a paraplegia

Or paraplegic, I parallel park

In a red and yellow thang, old school Atlanta Hawk

Like I'm from Collipark, but I'm from Hollygrove!

you sweeter than a pancake
me, i'm tryin get that green like the landscape
that's for my team in region eight
see what i gotta say can't wait
i demand cake
gotta eat, keep the family straight
they all holding out they hands and plates, yeah
wayne's from a place called hollygrove
from the bottom of the globe
area code 504

Cold nights and frightful sights!

Welcome to the circus....

We R who we R

too much V juice

Maybe if he held off on that third 4 loko he wouldn't have passed out mid blow dry of his pants...

My name is Shelley and I'm here to be your house mother!!!!!!!!

Tits & Ass

Creatahz of the niiiiight

Stay warm little creatures, spring is on it's way!

<3

Pretty Little Creatures

There are places that make us feel safe...

friends that make us feel free...

but in a moment it can all disappear...

special

getting wild

you look nice!!

stunning.

oh no .... :/

couple of the year

I 'm still here...

and I know (see) everything.

xoxo, 

A

WELCOME BACK!!!!!!!!!!

Hope you all had a great winter break, we have missed your creaturely ways.

Enjoy!

cobweb in bruff - ew

eh

buddy the elf

@Lord_Voldemort7 #rulesforgirls If he's not wearing an "invisibility cloak" don't let him visit your "restricted section."

Save a horse, ride a... what is that?

RAPE

Why is your milk on a plate

WATCH and lol at this CREATURE whenever you see him in public please 

Thanks Creatchies, keep up the great submissions!!! So happy to be back here with you all!!!!!!!!

xoxo, 

MGMT

So Lost Without You (Creatures)

We know you all are snowed in on Long Island right now and DYING to get back to school and get caught in compromising pictures looking like your creature-y selves so we're here to give you a little dose of what you've been missing!

NOW GET YOUR ASSES BACK HERE

Fashionable

Hide yo kids! ...No, really,  get them far far away from this. 

too... much... muscle... milk.

America's Next Top Struggle

Not as cool as the kid in the green costume behind him.

Crepes a la Coal Miner?

Frat boy entering winter hibernation mode

xoxo,
Creatures

Campus Is Dying, but Creatures Live On!

As finals come to an end and creatures scurry back to their home states (mostly somewhere in the Northeast) we have many great submissions to feed your Tulane withdraw.

Please keep submitting over the holidays, pictures of creatures in their natural habitats or old creature photos you may come across. Remember, creatures will be creatures, at Tulane or not.

Hope y'all passed your finals!

xoxo,

Staff

 Hopefully someone lets him off at the right floor

YAY!

Residents of Monroe, never fear
The night watchman is finally here

Passed out in Monroe. At least she has a blanket, and some band-aids on the arm of the couch

ABC Party, take 1

Take 2

Bruff take 1

Take 2

Take 3

On Newcomb Quad

 

 

Also,

OFF CAMPUS THEFT

DATE & TIME OF OCCURRENCE:    December 10, 2010, at approximately 5:41 a.m.

LOCATION:  7400 Block of Hampson, near Cherokee.

REPORTED OFFENSE:    The student was approached at the intersection by a subject on foot with his hands in his pockets.  The subject said, “Hey, Ma’am.” The student screamed in fear and threw her wallet at him.  The subject ran river bound on Cherokee and picked up the victim’s wallet as he fled the area.

 SUSPECT DESCRIPTION:   Black male, early to mid 30’s in age, medium build, wearing a black hooded sweatshirt and dark pants.

SUSPECT VEHICLE: No Vehicle Identified.

And we hope you enjoyed the video submissions. Thank you creatures and remember to keep submitting!