The Elite 8

WE MADE IT!!!!!

Get your game faces on!!!

We're about to smother the competition!

Our skills on the court are just as good as our skills with the paprazzi!

Stay hydrated so you won't be seeing sideways for the big day!

Our team is sure to make healthy food choices...

and do all their pre-game stretches!

The cheerleaders will be dressed to impress!

If you hit up the concession stands before the game you'll be sure to get a mouthful as well as an eyeful!!!!

Let's take the title home creatures!!!!!

xoxo

Sweet Sixteen

More than halfway there... and still winning.

Our players are still working hard!

Thanks to you big man for giving your all! (sorry but is that car touching the truck??)

Our team is very diverse, 

we definitely don't discriminate!

We stand up to every challenge, 

through the pain (WTF is this...RINGWORM??!??!)

we find our PASSSSSSION!

So gather fans, gather.  WE ARE THE CREATURES AND WE ARE ADVANCING!!!!!!!

Love,
the winners (creatures)

Round 3

Hey team, we're still going strong!!!! Well on our way to the finals...

Make sure to recenter your self before the next round of crazy starts...

almost there...

you got it!!

Now summon your entourage....

gather your groupies

hire a body guard....

have a good breakfast....

and get ready for all that's about to CUM your way!!!!!!!!!!!

smooches,
creatures!

Round 2

Hello there!! Hope your ready for the second round, these games might get crazy

Shout out to the pretty ladies sitting courtside tonight....

Our half time entertainment will feature the multitalented pizza eating strippers

and... this guy. 

Don't miss the after party....

and after the party is the hotel lobby... or you know, the boot at 6 am?

See you tomorrow night!!!! 

Hope you all have Creatures in your bracket for the finals!

Hugs, 

Creatures.

MARCH MADNESS

Let the mayhem begin....

WE'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

You can just SMELL the excitement

But don't get too caught up in the action - stay composed this is just the beginning of our comeback (ps. can you spot the nip slip????)

Don't make any decisions you'll regret.......

Like, this. (Ps. man in the blue, how exactly are you benefitting from this???)

So find yourself a good seat... 

and relax, this is about to get CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

xoxo,

Creatures


PS. SEND IN YOUR MARDI GRAS PICTURES NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!